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Amy Adams:
Amy Adams Naked
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Information:
Name: Amy Adams
Born: 1974-08-20
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (2008), Stephen Tobolowsky's Birthday Party (2005), The 11th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (2006), Film Independent's 2007 Spirit Awards (2007), Cruel Intentions 2 (2000)
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Val Kilmer:
Val Kilmer Naked
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Information:
Name: Val Kilmer
Born: 1959-12-31
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Wings of Courage (1995), Billy the Kid (1989), The Real McCoy (1993), Inside the Actors Studio (2000), Biography (2004)
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Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a
Polish wedding?
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
BlaiseDeylinyX
Every time I tell my English Setter to stop
barking, it
never does!
What does it do?
It just stands on its
back two legs and quotes Shakespeare!
What?
Yeah, it says, "To
bark or not to bark that is the question!" and
keeps on barking!
AlroyEadbeorhtqw
Q: What
is the missing link between the bass
and the ape?
A: The baritone.
AbijahMaigz
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
TyrelleOndyawsV
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles
home.
Ghost: Why don't you take a train.
Monster: I did once,
but my mother made me give it back.
CranstunVickCt
"Now as I understand it, Sir," said the
police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the
accident occurred. Can you tell me what happened?"
"I'm afraid
not, officer," replied the motorist. "I had my eyes
shut!"
ApRhysKaseytb
Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp.
'How did you find
the steak dinner?' she asked.
'With a
magnifying glass!'
AngeloDolphusob
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an
anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it
overboard.
DennyGarnocVU
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
the sea ?
A catameringue !
GartonGIynnAK
What have men and spray paint in common?
One
squeeze and they're all over you.
BurdettPadruigEZ